(Source: little-misfits, via ohsillytwigg)
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
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(Source: therealdrewsteph)
(Source: get-thefuckoutofhere, via themelodyofriversong)
So I might be getting a job babysitting a 9 year old girl and an 11 year old boy. Time to brainstorm ideas of what to do with kids. This might actually be fun?
Can’t sleep. Looking for jobs. Failing.
@Team_Barrowman:http://twitvid.com/QRX7T - This is very funny jb
OMG! This is just the most amazing thing ever!!! I can’t stop watching it…..I like this new video obsession veeeery much :)
John you crazy, crazy person. Oh MY GOD.
I just can’t.
FSD ASFA AUFA AIFAIF FUCK IFAI NFACTS
911 SOS HELP I;M HAVING CHEST PAINS
YOU ARE 45 YEARS OLD OMFG
I started laughing so hard I cried, choked, and made my dog bark its head off.
OH. MY. GOD.
LENEE.
THIS IS WHY HE IS OUR HERO.
GODDAMMIT
YES
YESSSS
(via themelodyofriversong)
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