I cannot stand my sleep schedule.

My hip hurts. I keep trying to stretch it but I can’t get a good enough stretch. So I lay here mad at my right hip.

I forgot how much I like guy hands. Like oh hello look at your manly hand. I want that.

sadhag:

woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

insertnerdyjokehere replied to your post: I need a new show to watch.

What have you watched?

uhhh so many things.

I need a new show to watch.

awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

Let it be known that I am such a wimp. Maybe next week.

I don’t know a lot, but won’t not going to Brazil for the World Cup be detrimental. If the government has spent all this money expecting a return based on tourism and no one comes, then that will just cause a greater deficit. I’m just saying.